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Bleib auf der Couch! Con

by Jela Schmidt

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1.
Climb a Mountain There are many reasons to give up, and as many reasons to give in Sometimes you think you can't go on Pick up your pace, pick up your heart, this is the time and place to start Take your time but do not take too long Or is there nothing you want to do? Something forgotten or something new? Don't you have any dreams left, any schemes left Plans to put in motion Don't you want to climb a mountain or build a fountain Go swimming in the ocean One more time Some days you only want to cry, on others you might want to die You don't have to tell me, I've been there before Life won't come easy but it can be done. It will be work and it will be fun Once you've had a taste you will just want more Or is there nothing you want to do? Something forgotten or something new? Don't you have any dreams left, any schemes left Plans to put in motion Don't you want to climb a mountain or build a fountain Go swimming in the ocean One more time There are many pitfalls on the way, if you can avoid them? Who can say But if you don't try then you will never shine If you stay inside, then you'll be safe, but you know that you can be brave Take a leap of faith and you might learn to fly Or is there nothing you want to do. Some thing forgotten or something new! Don't you have any dreams left, any schemes left Plans to put in motion Don't you want to climb a mountain or build a fountain Go swimming in the ocean One more time One more time Or is there nothing you want to do?
2.
Home 02:47
Home When I see the trees around me, their age I almost feel The breeze touches my face, unseen and yet real The clouds tell me stories, wonders everywhere And I know there is one dream I don’t share I do not want to reach the stars, I do not yearn for galaxies unknown I just want to feel the sun, I just want to feel the rain, I just want to be at home When I wake up in the morning, on my balcony I go To greet every plant, to weed and watch them grow I dig my hands into the soil, caring, feeling glad And I know there is one dream I never had I do not want to reach the stars, I do not yearn for galaxies unknown I just want to feel the sun, I just want to feel the rain, I just want to be at home There is magic in the autumn, in leaves of red and gold There is magic in the winter, glistening and cold There is magic in the springtime, sprouting strong and young And no dream can ever match the summer sun I do not want to reach the stars, I do not yearn for galaxies unknown I just want to feel the sun, I just want to feel the rain, I just want to be at home
3.
Oldfashioned Orc I'm an old fashioned Ork from before Tolkiens time I've changed through the ages as every creature will Once I was a deaths' demon, then I was just his aide Now I am a solitary hermit on my hill I watch over the wild herds of stag, goat and elk Whoever hunts within my realm will track in vain While I'm the herdsman no huntsman will take one of my own And he who tries will not live to see the day Though I live all by myself I am not alone The trees that hide me are my friends and home And I sit in silent solitude and watch the days go fast I like this life much better than the last The stories told about my kind change who and what I am The stories say I'm ugly, that I am cruel and cold Others say that in great need I am the best of friends If you treat me right you gain my treasure chest of gold The stories change and in time they change me in their wake Books spread faster than spoken word once did Even faster spread the pictures that seem to live and talk I wake a different creature and I don't know where I fit Day by day I feel more alone The trees no longer seem to be my home Still I sit in silent solitude and watch the days go fast I liked myself much better in the past I try to hold on, for my old self I fight But my thoughts now turn to slaughter, bloodshed and to war No matter what I want to be I cannot change the tide I have to be the way that written Orks now are So I turn into a soldier, a cruel fighter and a beast Your stories make me a demon once again I yet hold enough of my old self to hate what I now am For you made me the enemy of man Surrounded by my kind I am not alone But I forget how it felt to be at home The memories of solitude are vanishing too fast I only hope that this change will not last I only hope this change is not the last
4.
Trollsong 03:24
Trollsong We are creatures of magic, slow and strong Creatures of beauty, of life and song We sang for a portal to a distant shore With forests and waters, what could we ask more? The portal glowed soft, we passed through the stone To a world young and green, but we were not alone We never had guessed we had something to fear Now it is too late! We are stranded out here! The doorway is closed did you just hear the crack of stone upon stone now there's no turning back The joy of this place is fading too soon We long for the home of our race Beyond the moon Without knowing or asking you hate what we are We flee from your cities to mountains far We hide in your graves, we change our skin To resemble more closely the human kin But you follow us, find us, you hunt us down The cry "Kill the Troll" goes around and round You slaughter us with cheerful spite Beware the day that we turn back and fight! You say we are eating your children It is something we cannot resist But you kill whole species for joy and for gain Until they no longer exist Maybe one day the portal will open again So we can flee from the world of man We sleep cold as stone in the deep and dark caves Lest we be killed or turned into your slaves The doorway is closed did you just hear the crack of stone upon stone now there's no turning back The joy of this place is fading too soon We long for the home of our race Beyond the moon
5.
Unfulfilled Passion I´m slightly nervous, though it isn´t my first time It is always different, always new I take my jacket off, under a watchful eye, Take off my hoodie, too I come closer, vulnerable, slow Ready for inspection Hands explore me and I know Fear of rejection I stand in line to catch a flight To see my lover on the other side Of the Atlantic It´s so romantic But so far only the TSA Has touched me in the way That I hoped he would And it felt – good All too soon it is all over and I walk away One step closer to my goal Pick up my belongings from the tray Onwards to the gate I roll Half a day later we touch down But please stay seated Off the plane – again I stand around Worn out but undefeated I stand in line after my flight To see my lover on the other side Of the Atlantic It´s so romantic But so far only the TSA Has touched me in the way That I hoped he would And it felt – good From where I stand I cannot see the end of the line for immigration Will I get my suitcase back? Will customs object? Such trepidation. Another train ride and I´m by your side I have missed you for so long! You take me home and get me inside Half asleep I tag along Take off my shoes like I did before Lie down on the bed A minute later you hear me snore I have dropped dead! I stood in line and caught my flight To see my lover on the other side Of the Atlantic It´s so romantic But so far only the TSA Has touched me in the way That I hoped you would It still felt – good
6.
What have I done (Ode to Amazon) It started so innocent, so harmless and so small When I wanted to knit a pullover for fall Yarn shops are scarce and the web is so wide I started to surf and got caught by the tide So I ordered some yarn, and maybe some more In colors that I had not considered before Oh online shopping, what have I done? I now have a dozen, where I just needed one I know I should choose the one I like best As I really have no need for the rest Pondering choices it just goes to show The returns might be free, but it’s hard to let go I need a card but there seems to be none For just this occasion, or I‘m googling it wrong So I look for supplies for such a card to make It seemed so much simpler than baking a cake Too many different papers and tapes Stencils and cutters in so many shapes! Oh online shopping, what have I done? I now have a dozen, where I just needed one I know I should choose the one I like best As I really have no need for the rest Pondering choices it just goes to show The returns might be free, but it’s hard to let go Crafting and books, clothing and more Why should I ever go visit a store? When the net makes it easy, I can shop any time Without wearing pants or standing in line And buying in bulk must be a good call As I only pay once for shipping it all! Oh online shopping, what have I done? I now have a dozen, where I just needed one I know I should choose the one I like best As I really have no need for the rest Pondering choices it just goes to show The returns might be free, but it’s hard to let go Now I looked at some cat pics, adorable fluff And find myself searching for related stuff Cat toys and cat trees and costumes for pets The longer I search, the cuter it gets! My cart is full, curser pointing at „pay“ As I recall that I have no cat anyway! Oh online shopping, what have I done? I would have bought a dozen where I just needed - who am I kidding? - I needed none!

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This online con took place, or rather, took time on March 28 and 29 in various homes.
These are the single soundfiles from my Facebook Live recording.

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released March 30, 2020

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Jela Schmidt Germany

I make music for fun. Some of my music is fun, some is serious, some is both.
On this page you will find home recordings, no professional studio albums.

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